Blogging Archives - Freelance Copywriter Robert Sean Pascoe

These Pixelated Portraits Are Created Using Something Unexpected, But Genius.

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to …

Robert Sean Pascoe April 10, 2016

These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I …

Robert Sean Pascoe March 29, 2016

Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy …

Robert Sean Pascoe March 26, 2016

What This Man Did For The Woman He Loves Makes Everyone Else Look Bad.

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and …

Robert Sean Pascoe March 26, 2016

Get Ready For Halloween With These Couple Costumes That Actually Rock.

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do …

Robert Sean Pascoe March 26, 2016